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WARNING – PRIVATE INTERWEBS DEVICE – ACCESS PROSCRIBED

This device contains an agglomeration of material tangentially related to tangents. Access to this device is not recommended for small children, the elderly, those with sinus problems, the mentally impaired, holders of political office, spiders, anyone who is pregnant, may become pregnant, or may impregnate others, or inter-dimensional travelers. This device is known to the state of California to cause incontinence in the Bactrian Camel. Any attempt at access, whether authorized, unauthorized, or otherwise, will be logged and appropriate action will be taken.